Indian Life

I confess I am Indian but I have never ever been to India. I don't even know what India looks like. Everyone just starts mocking me for the way I look, how much facial hair I have, and what I eat. But the worst part is that I don't even like Indian food. The only thing that I have from India and that I am proud off is that I am very talented with the computer.

           

             Everyone keeps on saying that I should shave and I look horrible with that furry little long thing across my face. The most I know about India is from the TV show called Outsourced. I don't even know any Indian music until I heard them in Outsourced.

People keep asking me how does India look and many other questions. Well guess what my mom is now wanting to put me in classes for religion again. Not knowing what anything is in my culture infuriates my mom. Whenever the day comes where I have to attend the classes, I fake to be sick. She is a really gullible person, she would never think I am faking in anything. Whenever she left to drop my sister to her classes, I went turned on the Xbox and played for several hours. She kept on calling me home to find out if everything was all right. With a fake voice I said I was feeling better and continued paying.

              Hopefully I will be going to India soon and will learn a lot of my culture without having to go to any classes. Having a long mustache, a weird accent, and eating different food that other people from school might not be used to, is just me, a normal young Indian boy so don’t mock (bother).
        
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